FOR REAL DESCRIPTIONS

Actual photo captions as written by the realtors.

COOLING FEATURES: WINDOW

"...NEW WALL-TO-WALL CARPETING"

"NO DISCLOSURES. ALL UTILITIES / VIOLATIONS ARE BUYERS RESPONSIBILITY IF ANY."

"HOME WAS VANDALIZED AND THE FURANCE WAS STOLEN AND SOME WATER PIPES ARE MISSING. IT WOULD NOT TAKE MUCH WORK TO MAKE IT A GREAT FIRST TIME BUYER'S HOME."

"BUYER WILL BE REQUIRED AT CLOSING TO SIGN CONFIRMATION OF SMOKE DETECTORS AT PROPERTY. BUYER RESPONSIBLE FOR COST AND REINSTALLATION OF ANY MISSING UTILITY METERS (ELECTRIC METER IS MISSING)."

"This home is corporate owned and therefore no repairs shall be done by the seller."

"DO NOT WALK ON SIDE STEPS******** NOT SAFE"

"Exterior Feature: Mature Landscaping, Private Yard, Covered Patio"

"This property was foreclosed during extensive renovation. It appears to have all new windows, exterior doors, Duct work, and some electrical."

"Exterior Feature: Desert Landscaping."

"THE HOME NEEDS REPAIRS AND CAN EASILY BE TURNED IN TO A PALACE. THERE MAY BE CITY VIOLATIONS..."

"OTHER IMPROVEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE THROUGH THE YEARS. MOST RECENTLY THE KITCHEN HAS BEEN REMODELED...."